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JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! Jake Oettinger steals Game 4 with a jaw-dropping performance, Mikael Granlund nets a playoff hat trick, and the Dallas Stars take a 3–1 series lead over the Winnipeg Jets. Ryan and James break down the wild night at the AAC—from Miro Heiskanen’s long-...

JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! The Dallas Stars take a 2–1 series lead with a dominant 5–2 win over the Winnipeg Jets in Game 3. Ryan breaks down the action from just outside American Airlines Center as Chris and Ryan unpack Jake Oettinger’s brick wall performance, Mikko Rantanen’s...

JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! The Jets put on a clinic and the Stars flatlined in Game 2. Ryan and James recap a frustrating 4–0 loss in Winnipeg where Connor Hellebuyck returned to elite form and the Dallas offense vanished. They break down the lack of depth scoring, undisciplin...

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In this episode, the Starcastic crew recaps the Dallas Stars’ wild seven-game series win over the Colorado Avalanche. We break down key moments — from Rantanen’s redemption arc to Johnston’s clutch gene and Oettinger’s Game 7 poise.

Game 7 glory! The Dallas Stars knock out the Colorado Avalanche 4–2, with Mikko Rantanen posting a hat trick against his former team in a jaw-dropping performance. In this emotionally charged recap, we break down one of the most iconic games in recent Stars history. From Rantanen's revenge arc to Wyatt Johnston’s clutch dagger, it was a night of heroes.

JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! Game 6 was absolute madness—and not in a good way. The Dallas Stars fell 7–4 in the most chaotic playoff game we’ve seen in years. Ryan, Chris, and James try to make sense of a game that made no sense: own goals, fluky bounces, dominant top-line play, a...

JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! Game 6 is here, and the Stars are one win away from advancing—but the big mystery remains: Is Miro Heiskanen coming back, or is his injury worse than we thought? Ryan, Chris, and James break down all things Stars-Avalanche, including: – The surprising p...

Game 5 was a statement. The Dallas Stars dismantled the Colorado Avalanche 6–2 in their best performance of the series so far. Wyatt Johnston opened the scoring nine seconds in, Jake Oettinger stole the first period, and Mikko Rantanen and Roope Hintz finally broke through.

The Dallas Stars fall flat in Game 4, getting shut out 4-0 by the Colorado Avalanche to even the series at 2-2. Ryan and Chris deliver a full breakdown, including why the Stars' offense never showed up, how Jake Oettinger kept them alive longer than they deserved, and the defensive cracks that finally caught up to Dallas.

In true playoff fashion, Tyler Seguin scores before his bedtime, and Esa Lindell delivers an all-time clutch block in OT. The Dallas Stars now lead the series 2–1 — and they did it in dramatic, chaotic, and very Starcastic fashion.

The Dallas Stars finally get back in the win column, tying the series 1-1 with a dramatic OT victory over the Avalanche—and it’s Colin Blackwell of all people who gets the game-winner. Ryan, Chris, and James dive into a momentum-shifting Game 2.

The Dallas Stars dropped Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs in frustrating fashion, falling 5–1 to the Colorado Avalanche. Ryan and Chris are here to break down why this game looked more like a turning point than a total collapse.

It’s official—the Dallas Stars are opening the 2025 Stanley Cup Playoffs with a first-round clash against the Colorado Avalanche on Saturday at 7:30 pm… fresh off a confidence-shattering seven-game winless streak. But hey—hope springs eternal (or irrationally), and it’s time to preview this matchup like our sanity depends on it.

The Dallas Stars drop their sixth straight game in a 6–4 loss to the Detroit Red Wings, and Ryan is officially spiraling. Chris, on the other hand, brings the “Who Cares?” energy, arguing this game was basically a preseason scrimmage with logos.

In their historic* first loss to the Utah Hockey Club (*for Utah, not Dallas), Ryan and Chris break down what happens when your penalty kill forgets to show up — and so does your defense. With Esa Lindell, Thomas Harley, and Jake Oettinger all resting up for the postseason, the Stars treated this game like the second preseason it truly was.

The Dallas Stars get blanked for the first time all season in a brutal 4-0 loss to the Winnipeg Jets, extending their losing streak to four and leaving fans (and hosts) searching for answers. Chris and James break down a night where Hellebuyck stood on his head, the third defensive pairing fell apart, and Stars fans rightfully booed the team off the ice.

After one of the most shocking late-game collapses in NHL memory, Ryan and Chris ask the question on every Dallas Stars fan’s mind: Is this team actually ready for the playoffs? We break down the aftermath of the Vancouver game, explore how momentum (or the lack of it) is impacting the Stars, and debate whether leadership—or just bad luck—is to blame. From blog post deep dives to advanced stat breakdowns, we tackle what’s actually going wrong and whether it can be fixed in time for a deep run.

The Vancouver Canucks comeback form a three goal deficit to defeat the Dallas Stars in the final minute of regulation. Chris, James, and Ryan break down the record breaking collapse of the Dallas Stars and discuss the possible ramifications it will have in a playoff series against the Colorado Avalanche.

The Dallas Stars lose 3–2 in overtime to the Minnesota Wild, and honestly… no one should be surprised. In this episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan dives into the mess that was Sunday’s game: a lifeless third period, an OT collapse, and the continuation of a frustrating trend that’s been brewing for weeks.

In this episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan and Chris break down the Dallas Stars' first regulation loss in 11 games—a chaotic collapse against a Penguins team currently clinging to playoff hopes (and hats, thanks to Crosby). Despite a surprise hat trick from Evgenii Dadonov and another lights-out performance from Casey DeSmith, defensive blunders turned the third period into a self-inflicted implosion.

The Stars offense finally remembered hockey games are 60 minutes long—and promptly buried the Predators in the final 21. In this episode, Chris and James break down Dallas’ explosive 5–1 win over Nashville, fueled by actual effort, filthy passing plays, and yet another casually dominant performance from Jake Oettinger.

Ryan and James dive into just how critical Miro is to the Stars' playoff success, analyze how his absence has affected zone exits and overall defensive structure, and debate whether Thomas Harley can carry the load.

The Dallas Stars beat the Seattle Kraken 3–1 in a game that peaked in minute four and coasted into irrelevance from there. Casey DeSmith continued his absurd backup goalie dominance, Wyatt Johnston extended his goal streak by doing literally everything himself, and Jamie Benn is still stuck at 399 goals—but hey, vibes. Ryan, Chris, and James recap the Stars' perfect West Coast trip, assess playoff positioning anxiety, and hand out our patented Biggest Winner and Biggest Loser awards.