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July 29, 2025

How a Blanket, Twitter, & Tyler Seguin Made Zoe a Stars Fan | Stars Fan Stories #5 | July 29th, 2025

What do a scoreboard-inspired blanket, a late-night Stars game, and a love of cats have in common? They’re all part of Zoe’s journey into Dallas Stars fandom. In this episode, Ryan talks with Zoe, a journalist from Ohio, who unexpectedly fell in love with hockey and built a beautiful community—and craft—along the way. Topics include: Discovering hockey through a book (and thinking the Bruins were a football team) Learning rules through YouTube and trial by fire Why the Stars stood out in a s...
How a Blanket, Twitter, & Tyler Seguin Made Zoe a Stars Fan | Stars Fan Stories #5 | July 29th, 2025
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How a Blanket, Twitter, & Tyler Seguin Made Zoe a Stars Fan | Stars Fan Stories #5 | July 29th, 2025
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July 23, 2025

Grading the Stars' Blue Line: Who’s Elite and Who’s Expendable? | Episode 6129 | July 23rd, 2025

On this July 23rd episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan, Chris, and James hand out final season grades for the Dallas Stars’ entire defense corps and goaltending tandem. Is Miro Heiskanen still the Stars’ best D-man? Has Thomas Harley already passed him? And is Lian Bichsel a legitimate top-four option heading into next season? We also grade Ilya Lyubushkin’s value, remember the Matt Dumba misfire, and assess why Esa Lindell continues to be the Stars’ quiet cornerstone. Plus, Jake Oettinger and C...
Grading the Stars' Blue Line: Who’s Elite and Who’s Expendable? | Episode 6129 | July 23rd, 2025
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Grading the Stars' Blue Line: Who’s Elite and Who’s Expendable? | Episode 6129 | July 23rd, 2025
July 22, 2025

30 Years a Stars Fan from Finland? | Jussi’s Hockey Journey | Stars Fan Stories #4 | July 22nd, 2025

Recorded July 7th, 2025 What’s it like being a Dallas Stars fan from Finland for three decades? In this global edition of Stars Fan Stories, Ryan talks with Jussi—a loyal Stars fan since the ‘90s—about everything from Jere Lehtinen's legacy to Joel Kiviranta’s Game 7 magic. Jussi shares: His origin story of fandom (thanks to NHL ‘94 and Jarkko Varvio) Favorite players like Jokinen, Miettinen, and others Heartbreaking playoff memories and Finnish pride Honest thoughts on Glenn Gulutzan’s re...
30 Years a Stars Fan from Finland? | Jussi’s Hockey Journey | Stars Fan Stories #4 | July 22nd, 2025
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30 Years a Stars Fan from Finland? | Jussi’s Hockey Journey | Stars Fan Stories #4 | July 22nd, 2025
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July 16, 2025

Stars Forward Grades + Robertson’s Ask & Dumba Deal | Episode 6128 | July 16th, 2025

Ryan and Chris hand out final grades for every Dallas Stars forward in the 2024–25 season — and let’s just say some of these report cards got messy. From Mikko Rantanen’s playoff heroics to Matt Duchene’s postseason disappearance, the guys break down who showed up, who didn’t, and what it all means heading into 2025–26. Other hot topics: Is Jason Robertson really worth $12M per year? Why Rope Hintz and Wyatt Johnston still haven’t unlocked their full potential Jim Nill’s cleanup of the Dumba...
Stars Forward Grades + Robertson’s Ask & Dumba Deal | Episode 6128 | July 16th, 2025
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Stars Forward Grades + Robertson’s Ask & Dumba Deal | Episode 6128 | July 16th, 2025
July 15, 2025

From Corpus to Clutch: Matthew’s Lifelong Stars Fandom | Stars Fan Stories #3 | July 15th, 2025

Recorded June 26th, 2025 In this episode of Stars Fan Stories, Ryan sits down with Matthew Franke, a lifelong Dallas Stars fan whose love for the team began with NHL video games and took shape through unforgettable moments—from minor league brawls in Corpus Christi to playoff highs and heartbreaks at the AAC. Matthew recounts: His first Stars game and why Mike Modano was the GOAT Watching playoff hockey with non-hockey friends His Game 7 experience vs. the Kraken Why Mark Stone tops his ir...
From Corpus to Clutch: Matthew’s Lifelong Stars Fandom | Stars Fan Stories #3 | July 15th, 2025
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From Corpus to Clutch: Matthew’s Lifelong Stars Fandom | Stars Fan Stories #3 | July 15th, 2025
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July 9, 2025

Six Darts, Two Bullseyes: Who Fills the Gaps for Dallas? | Episode 6127 | July 9th, 2025

Ryan and James tackle two glaring holes in the Dallas Stars’ current lineup: the second line left wing and the number four defenseman. With departures like Marchment and Dadonov, the Stars face major questions going into next season. Can internal options, among others, like Wyatt Johnston, Mavrik Bourque, Sam Steel, and Nils Lundkvist step up? Or are we asking too much? We also debate if Thomas Harley could command a bigger contract than Miro Heiskanen, and we touch on Gavin McKenna’s shocking ...
Six Darts, Two Bullseyes: Who Fills the Gaps for Dallas? | Episode 6127 | July 9th, 2025
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Six Darts, Two Bullseyes: Who Fills the Gaps for Dallas? | Episode 6127 | July 9th, 2025
July 8, 2025

The Aussie Who Chose Dallas: Tee's Journey to Stars Fandom | Stars' Fan Stories #2 | July 8th, 2025

Recorded June 27, 2025 Tee Haynes isn’t your typical Dallas Stars fan. Born in Australia, living in Vancouver, and never having set foot in Texas, Tee somehow became a diehard Stars supporter thanks to NHL ‘99 and one fateful trip to a hockey jersey shop. In this week’s Stars Fan Stories, Ryan sits down with Tee to hear about his international hockey journey, his Olympic work in Vancouver, and what it’s like being a Stars fan surrounded by Canucks. Tee opens up about: His favorite Stars from ...
The Aussie Who Chose Dallas: Tee's Journey to Stars Fandom | Stars' Fan Stories #2 | July 8th, 2025
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The Aussie Who Chose Dallas: Tee's Journey to Stars Fandom | Stars' Fan Stories #2 | July 8th, 2025
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July 2, 2025

Gulutzan's Vision for the Dallas Stars + NHL Free Agency Recap | Episode 6126 | July 2nd, 2025

The Dallas Stars introduced Glen Gulutzan as their new head coach, and his press conference delivered a clear vision: collaboration, flexibility, and a ramp-up in physicality. Ryan and James break down Gulutzan’s comments, what they reveal about the coaching staff, and how this shift might reshape the team’s playoff readiness. Then they dive into NHL free agency news, from Mitch Marner’s blockbuster move to Vegas to Florida’s miracle re-signings and a handful of eyebrow-raising deals. The episo...
Gulutzan's Vision for the Dallas Stars + NHL Free Agency Recap | Episode 6126 | July 2nd, 2025
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Gulutzan's Vision for the Dallas Stars + NHL Free Agency Recap | Episode 6126 | July 2nd, 2025
July 1, 2025

Ryan Gardner: Flying High with the Stars | Stars' Fan Stories #1 | July 1st, 2025

In the premiere episode of this offseason's Stars’ Fan Stories series, we chat with Ryan Gardner. Gardner shares how he went from casually watching hockey to becoming a season ticket holder who lives and breathes Stars hockey. From 2020’s Bubble magic to Game 7 nerves, Ryan reflects on what this team means to him and why he believes the Dallas Stars are the heartbeat of DFW sports.
Ryan Gardner: Flying High with the Stars | Stars' Fan Stories #1 | July 1st, 2025
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Ryan Gardner: Flying High with the Stars | Stars' Fan Stories #1 | July 1st, 2025
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July 1, 2025

Gulutzan Hired, Faksa Returns | Stars Free Agency Recap | Episode 6125 | July 1st, 2025

Glen Gulutzan is officially the Dallas Stars’ new head coach… again. Radek Faksa is back on a much cheaper deal. And free agency? It was more of a fizzle than a frenzy. Ryan and Chris break down what Jim Nill’s quiet July 1st tells us about the team’s direction — and whether this coaching staff can take the Stars to the next level. In this episode: The pros and cons of hiring Gulutzan Neil Graham's growing role What re-signing Faksa signals about the bottom six Colin Blackwell, Wyatt Johnst...
Gulutzan Hired, Faksa Returns | Stars Free Agency Recap | Episode 6125 | July 1st, 2025
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Gulutzan Hired, Faksa Returns | Stars Free Agency Recap | Episode 6125 | July 1st, 2025
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June 25, 2025

Could the Stars Really Land Mitch Marner? | Episode 6124 | June 25th, 2025

In this episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan, Chris, and James go full offseason mode with a deep dive into the Mitch Marner-to-Dallas rumors — could it really happen? The guys also discuss the latest in the Stars’ coaching search, why Glen Gulutzan feels like a step backward, and what to make of Steve Spott’s departure. They evaluate Jim Nill’s latest cap-saving moves with the re-signings of Nils Lundkvist and Mavrik Bourque, and offer thoughts on Marchment’s exit.
Could the Stars Really Land Mitch Marner? | Episode 6124 | June 25th, 2025
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Could the Stars Really Land Mitch Marner? | Episode 6124 | June 25th, 2025
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June 19, 2025

Duchene Stays, Marchment Goes: A Cap Crunch Casualty | Episode 6123 | June 19th, 2025

A heartfelt shout-out to young Stars fan Mason Tutt and the whole Tutt family. Please consider supporting his family’s GoFundMe during his battle with leukemia by clicking the link here. In this solo episode, Ryan reacts to the Dallas Stars' first major offseason moves. Matt Duchene is staying in Dallas on a 4-year, $4.5M AAV contract, while Mason Marchment is headed to Seattle in a trade driven by cap concerns. Topics covered: Full reaction to Duchene's deal and why it surprised many The emo...
Duchene Stays, Marchment Goes: A Cap Crunch Casualty | Episode 6123 | June 19th, 2025
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Duchene Stays, Marchment Goes: A Cap Crunch Casualty | Episode 6123 | June 19th, 2025
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June 18, 2025

Stars’ Offseason Talk: Who Stays, Who Goes, and Who Costs Too Much? | Episode 6122 | June 18th, 2025

A heartfelt shout-out to young Stars fan Mason Tutt and the whole Tutt family. Please consider supporting his family’s GoFundMe during his battle with leukemia by clicking the link here. The Stanley Cup Final is over — and now it’s decision time for the Dallas Stars. Ryan, Chris, and James put on their GM hats and dive into which Stars players should return for next season. From Duchene’s playoff struggles to Benn’s looming re-signing, they break down the financial and on-ice implications of eve...
Stars’ Offseason Talk: Who Stays, Who Goes, and Who Costs Too Much? | Episode 6122 | June 18th, 2025
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Stars’ Offseason Talk: Who Stays, Who Goes, and Who Costs Too Much? | Episode 6122 | June 18th, 2025
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June 10, 2025

Dallas Stars Coaching Search + Robertson Trade Rumors | Episode 6121 | June 10th, 2025

The Stars’ coaching search is in full swing — is Neil Graham the frontrunner? Plus: are the Jason Robertson trade rumors real, and what would it take for Jim Nill to pull the trigger? Ryan, Chris, and guest Juraj Kralik break it all down in this packed offseason episode, including which Stars UFAs might stay or go and why improving the team’s defensive coverage should be priority #1. Want to be featured on an upcoming Stars' Fan Stories episode? Fill out the form! -> https://forms.gle/qQsaM6hWT...
Dallas Stars Coaching Search + Robertson Trade Rumors | Episode 6121 | June 10th, 2025
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Dallas Stars Coaching Search + Robertson Trade Rumors | Episode 6121 | June 10th, 2025
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June 6, 2025

Stars Fire DeBoer | Nill’s Press Conference Breakdown | Episode 6120 | June 6th, 2025

Pete DeBoer is out. Jim Nill has spoken. The Dallas Stars coaching search is officially on. In this episode of Starcastic Remarks , Ryan delivers a full breakdown of Jim Nill’s press conference — covering why the Stars fired DeBoer, what role the players had in the decision, and how Nill plans to evolve the team moving forward. He discusses: Nill’s "new voice" comments and player feedback The impact of DeBoer’s post-Game 5 comments on Jake Oettinger Possible head coach candidates (Neil Gr...
Stars Fire DeBoer | Nill’s Press Conference Breakdown | Episode 6120 | June 6th, 2025
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Stars Fire DeBoer | Nill’s Press Conference Breakdown | Episode 6120 | June 6th, 2025
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June 3, 2025

Is Pete DeBoer Losing the Locker Room? | Stars Drama, Oettinger Fallout & Offseason Firestorm | Episode 6119 | June 3rd, 2025

In this raw and fiery postmortem episode, we dive into the DeBoer–Oettinger drama that’s rocking the Dallas Stars fanbase. Ryan, Chris, and James unpack the coach’s pointed comments, speculate on locker room discontent, and ask the big offseason questions: Is DeBoer the right guy? Could Robertson really be on the trade block? Is Jim Nill nearing retirement? And what kind of team will the Stars ice next year? Packed with frustration, passion, and tough love from loyal Stars fans, this is one of ...
Is Pete DeBoer Losing the Locker Room? | Stars Drama, Oettinger Fallout & Offseason Firestorm | Episode 6119 | June 3rd, 2025
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Is Pete DeBoer Losing the Locker Room? | Stars Drama, Oettinger Fallout & Offseason Firestorm | Episode 6119 | June 3rd, 2025
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May 29, 2025

Stars Collapse in Game 5: What’s Next for Dallas After Another Western Conference Final Loss? | Episode 6118 | May 29th, 2025

The Dallas Stars’ season ends in heartbreak once again, falling 6-3 to the Edmonton Oilers in Game 5 of the Western Conference Final. Ryan and Chris dive into a raw, honest breakdown of the Stars’ mental collapse, Pete DeBoer’s controversial goalie pull, and whether major changes are needed for Dallas to finally get over the hump. We also discuss Jamie Benn’s future, Jim Nill’s offseason challenges, and the incredible support from Stars fans. Is it time for a new direction? Let’s talk it through...
Stars Collapse in Game 5: What’s Next for Dallas After Another Western Conference Final Loss? | Episode 6118 | May 29th, 2025
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Stars Collapse in Game 5: What’s Next for Dallas After Another Western Conference Final Loss? | Episode 6118 | May 29th, 2025
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May 27, 2025

Dallas Stars on the Brink: 4-1 Loss to Oilers in Game 4 | Episode 6117 | May 27th, 2025

The Dallas Stars lose 4-1 to the Edmonton Oilers in Game 4 of the Western Conference Final, falling behind 3-1 in the series. Chris and Ryan break down the game’s key moments, including the Stars’ lack of execution, brutal penalties, and another frustrating performance against Stuart Skinner. They debate whether the series is over, the Stars’ ongoing struggles, and if lineup decisions like scratching Dodonov make any sense. It’s a raw, honest, and sometimes heated discussion as we try to proces...
Dallas Stars on the Brink: 4-1 Loss to Oilers in Game 4 | Episode 6117 | May 27th, 2025
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Dallas Stars on the Brink: 4-1 Loss to Oilers in Game 4 | Episode 6117 | May 27th, 2025
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May 26, 2025

Stars Stumble in Game 3: Poor Execution, Missed Calls, and Oettinger's Struggles vs Oilers | Episode 6116 | May 25th, 2025

Disclaimer: We apologize for the lower-than-usual audio quality in this episode—Ryan and James accidentally recorded on the wrong mics. We’ll be back to normal next episode. Thanks for sticking with us! The Dallas Stars drop Game 3 to the Edmonton Oilers in a frustrating 6-1 loss, and we're here to break it all down. Ryan, Chris, and James dive into what went wrong for the Stars—Jake Oettinger's tough night, missed opportunities, poor execution in the offensive zone, and the ongoing officiatin...
Stars Stumble in Game 3: Poor Execution, Missed Calls, and Oettinger's Struggles vs Oilers | Episode 6116 | May 25th, 2025
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Stars Stumble in Game 3: Poor Execution, Missed Calls, and Oettinger's Struggles vs Oilers | Episode 6116 | May 25th, 2025
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May 23, 2025

Stars Stalled: Robertson, Johnston Struggle as Hintz Injury Looms Large - Game 2 Recap | Episode 6115 | May 23rd, 2025

The Dallas Stars fall 3-0 to the Edmonton Oilers in Game 2, evening the series at 1-1. Chris (and very briefly Ryan) break down the Stars’ missed chances, Jason Robertson’s ongoing struggles, and the concerning injury to Roope Hintz after a dirty slash by Darnell Nurse.
Stars Stalled: Robertson, Johnston Struggle as Hintz Injury Looms Large - Game 2 Recap | Episode 6115 | May 23rd, 2025
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Stars Stalled: Robertson, Johnston Struggle as Hintz Injury Looms Large - Game 2 Recap | Episode 6115 | May 23rd, 2025
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May 21, 2025

Seguin, Stars Shock Oilers With 5-Goal Third Period | Game 1 WCF Recap | Episode 6114 | May 21st, 2025

Game 1 of the Western Conference Final was WILD—Dallas explodes for five goals in the third period to take down the Oilers 6-3! The boys dive into: The Stars’ insane third period rally Seguin’s vintage performance Power play precision and coaching adjustments Defensive lapses from Edmonton Why Miro Heskainen was the game-changer And the (very loud) silence from Oilers fans postgame Oh—and don't miss our “Biggest Winner / Biggest Loser” segment and some juicy Edmonton media shade. Subscr...
Seguin, Stars Shock Oilers With 5-Goal Third Period | Game 1 WCF Recap | Episode 6114 | May 21st, 2025
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Seguin, Stars Shock Oilers With 5-Goal Third Period | Game 1 WCF Recap | Episode 6114 | May 21st, 2025
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May 19, 2025

Stars vs Oilers Preview: Can Dallas Survive McDavid This Time? | Episode 6113 | May 19th, 2025

The Dallas Stars are back in the Western Conference Final — and facing a familiar foe. Ryan and Chris dive into a full breakdown of the Stars vs. Oilers rematch, touching on playoff paths, goaltending, special teams, and key matchups like Rantanen vs. McDavid. They analyze what's changed from last year, how Jake Oettinger stacks up against Stuart Skinner, and why the Stars’ depth must step up. Plus, predictions, X-factors, and why the national media still isn’t giving Dallas the respect it des...
Stars vs Oilers Preview: Can Dallas Survive McDavid This Time? | Episode 6113 | May 19th, 2025
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Stars vs Oilers Preview: Can Dallas Survive McDavid This Time? | Episode 6113 | May 19th, 2025
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May 17, 2025

Stars Oust Jets in Game 6 | Harley Wins It, Ottinger Stands Tall | Episode 6112 | May 17th, 2025

JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! Thomas Harley plays the hero in overtime as the Dallas Stars eliminate the Winnipeg Jets in a Game 6 nail-biter. Ryan and Chris dive into a thrilling performance led by Harley, Ottinger, and Miro Hiskanen—and reflect on the emotional weight of the gam...
Stars Oust Jets in Game 6 | Harley Wins It, Ottinger Stands Tall | Episode 6112 | May 17th, 2025
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Stars Oust Jets in Game 6 | Harley Wins It, Ottinger Stands Tall | Episode 6112 | May 17th, 2025
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May 15, 2025

Stars Shut Out in Game 5: Penalties, Power Play Woes & Benn’s Meltdown | Episode 6111 | May 15th, 2025

JOIN THE Who CARES Club! Love Starcastic Remarks? Join our BRAND NEW membership club, The Who Cares Club! For $5/month, you get some exclusive perks and help the most sarcastic Stars podcast continue to grow and continue on! Click here to join! Game 5 was a mess. The Dallas Stars get blanked 4–0 by the Winnipeg Jets, and Ryan and James are here to break down everything that went wrong. From undisciplined penalties to a sputtering power play, this episode dives into the special teams disaster...
Stars Shut Out in Game 5: Penalties, Power Play Woes & Benn’s Meltdown | Episode 6111 | May 15th, 2025
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Stars Shut Out in Game 5: Penalties, Power Play Woes & Benn’s Meltdown | Episode 6111 | May 15th, 2025