Episodes
Otter’s STILL Better: Jake Oettinger Steals Game 4 for Dallas | Episo…
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"Otter’s Better": Stars Dominate 3rd to Take Game 3 | Episode 6109 | …
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Stars Shut Out & Shut Down: Stars Offense Vanishes in Game 2 | Episod…
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Mikko Rantanen Owns Round 2 | Ralph Strangis Recaps Stars Game 1 Win …
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Stars Survive Avalanche in 7, Set Sights on Jets – Round 2 Preview | …
In this episode, the Starcastic crew recaps the Dallas Stars’ wild seven-game series win over the Colorado Avalanche. We break down key moments — from Rantanen’s redemption arc to Johnston’s clutch gene and Oettinger’s Game 7 poise.
Mikko Rantanen Sends Avalanche Packing – Stars Win Game 7! | Episode …
Game 7 glory! The Dallas Stars knock out the Colorado Avalanche 4–2, with Mikko Rantanen posting a hat trick against his former team in a jaw-dropping performance. In this emotionally charged recap, we break down one of the most iconic games in recent Stars history. From Rantanen's revenge arc to W…
Stars vs. Avalanche Game 6: Hockey Madness Ends with Own Goal Misery …
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Stars Lead 3–2: Can They Finish the Job Without Miro? | Episode 6103 …
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Stars Explode in Game 5 | Johnston, Rantanen, and Otter Take Over | E…
Game 5 was a statement. The Dallas Stars dismantled the Colorado Avalanche 6–2 in their best performance of the series so far. Wyatt Johnston opened the scoring nine seconds in, Jake Oettinger stole the first period, and Mikko Rantanen and Roope Hintz finally broke through.
Stars Collapse in Game 4: Avalanche Dominate as Series Ties 2-2 | 202…
The Dallas Stars fall flat in Game 4, getting shut out 4-0 by the Colorado Avalanche to even the series at 2-2. Ryan and Chris deliver a full breakdown, including why the Stars' offense never showed up, how Jake Oettinger kept them alive longer than they deserved, and the defensive cracks that fina…
Seguin’s Bedtime Buzzer Beater & Lindell’s Life-Saver | Stars vs Avs …
In true playoff fashion, Tyler Seguin scores before his bedtime, and Esa Lindell delivers an all-time clutch block in OT. The Dallas Stars now lead the series 2–1 — and they did it in dramatic, chaotic, and very Starcastic fashion.
Blackwell in OT?! Stars Tie Series with Depth Surge | Game 2 Recap | …
The Dallas Stars finally get back in the win column, tying the series 1-1 with a dramatic OT victory over the Avalanche—and it’s Colin Blackwell of all people who gets the game-winner. Ryan, Chris, and James dive into a momentum-shifting Game 2.
Best Game in Months, Bad Result – Stars Fall to Avs 5–1 in Game 1 | E…
The Dallas Stars dropped Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs in frustrating fashion, falling 5–1 to the Colorado Avalanche. Ryan and Chris are here to break down why this game looked more like a turning point than a total collapse.
Mile High Misery or Dallas Dominance? DAL vs COL 1st Round Preview | …
It’s official—the Dallas Stars are opening the 2025 Stanley Cup Playoffs with a first-round clash against the Colorado Avalanche on Saturday at 7:30 pm… fresh off a confidence-shattering seven-game winless streak. But hey—hope springs eternal (or irrationally), and it’s time to preview this matchup…
Dallas Stars Drop 6th Straight to Red Wings – What Now? | Episode 609…
The Dallas Stars drop their sixth straight game in a 6–4 loss to the Detroit Red Wings, and Ryan is officially spiraling. Chris, on the other hand, brings the “Who Cares?” energy, arguing this game was basically a preseason scrimmage with logos.
Stars Lose to Utah in the Preseason... Wait, This Was a Real Game? | …
In their historic* first loss to the Utah Hockey Club (*for Utah, not Dallas), Ryan and Chris break down what happens when your penalty kill forgets to show up — and so does your defense. With Esa Lindell, Thomas Harley, and Jake Oettinger all resting up for the postseason, the Stars treated this g…
The Hellebuyck Stops Here: Stars Shut Out in Statement Loss | Episode…
The Dallas Stars get blanked for the first time all season in a brutal 4-0 loss to the Winnipeg Jets, extending their losing streak to four and leaving fans (and hosts) searching for answers. Chris and James break down a night where Hellebuyck stood on his head, the third defensive pairing fell apa…
Momentum Check: Are the Stars Ready for the Playoffs? | Episode 6093 …
After one of the most shocking late-game collapses in NHL memory, Ryan and Chris ask the question on every Dallas Stars fan’s mind: Is this team actually ready for the playoffs? We break down the aftermath of the Vancouver game, explore how momentum (or the lack of it) is impacting the Stars, and d…
Catastrophe! Stars Blow a 3 Goal Lead in the Final Minute to the Canu…
The Vancouver Canucks comeback form a three goal deficit to defeat the Dallas Stars in the final minute of regulation. Chris, James, and Ryan break down the record breaking collapse of the Dallas Stars and discuss the possible ramifications it will have in a playoff series against the Colorado Ava…
Wild's Effort, Stars' Mild Response | Episode 6091 | April 6th, 2025
The Dallas Stars lose 3–2 in overtime to the Minnesota Wild, and honestly… no one should be surprised. In this episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan dives into the mess that was Sunday’s game: a lifeless third period, an OT collapse, and the continuation of a frustrating trend that’s been brewing for…
Outworked, Outshot, Outskated: Stars Lose to Hungrier Penguins | Epis…
In this episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan and Chris break down the Dallas Stars' first regulation loss in 11 games—a chaotic collapse against a Penguins team currently clinging to playoff hopes (and hats, thanks to Crosby). Despite a surprise hat trick from Evgenii Dadonov and another lights-out …
Jake Oettinger: Certified Predators Exterminator | Episode 6089 | Apr…
The Stars offense finally remembered hockey games are 60 minutes long—and promptly buried the Predators in the final 21. In this episode, Chris and James break down Dallas’ explosive 5–1 win over Nashville, fueled by actual effort, filthy passing plays, and yet another casually dominant performance…
Miro, Miro, On the Ice—Will the Stars' Playoff Run Be Nice? | Episode…
Ryan and James dive into just how critical Miro is to the Stars' playoff success, analyze how his absence has affected zone exits and overall defensive structure, and debate whether Thomas Harley can carry the load.
DeSmith Shuts the Door, Johnston Blows It Open: Stars Beat Kraken | E…
The Dallas Stars beat the Seattle Kraken 3–1 in a game that peaked in minute four and coasted into irrelevance from there. Casey DeSmith continued his absurd backup goalie dominance, Wyatt Johnston extended his goal streak by doing literally everything himself, and Jamie Benn is still stuck at 399 …