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Starcastic Remarks

Episodes

April 5, 2025

Outworked, Outshot, Outskated: Stars Lose to Hungrier Penguins | Epis…

In this episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan and Chris break down the Dallas Stars' first regulation loss in 11 games—a chaotic collapse against a Penguins team currently clinging to playoff hopes (and hats, thanks to Crosby). Despite a surprise hat trick from Evgenii Dadonov and another lights-out …

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April 3, 2025

Jake Oettinger: Certified Predators Exterminator | Episode 6089 | Apr…

The Stars offense finally remembered hockey games are 60 minutes long—and promptly buried the Predators in the final 21. In this episode, Chris and James break down Dallas’ explosive 5–1 win over Nashville, fueled by actual effort, filthy passing plays, and yet another casually dominant performance…

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April 2, 2025

Miro, Miro, On the Ice—Will the Stars' Playoff Run Be Nice? | Episode…

Ryan and James dive into just how critical Miro is to the Stars' playoff success, analyze how his absence has affected zone exits and overall defensive structure, and debate whether Thomas Harley can carry the load.

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March 31, 2025

DeSmith Shuts the Door, Johnston Blows It Open: Stars Beat Kraken | E…

The Dallas Stars beat the Seattle Kraken 3–1 in a game that peaked in minute four and coasted into irrelevance from there. Casey DeSmith continued his absurd backup goalie dominance, Wyatt Johnston extended his goal streak by doing literally everything himself, and Jamie Benn is still stuck at 399 …

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March 29, 2025

Clinched and Cooking: Stars Smother Kraken to Punch Playoff Ticket | …

Ryan and Chris recap the Dallas Stars’ dominant 5–1 win over the Seattle Kraken, breaking down why this may have been their most complete game in weeks. From Rantanen finally catching fire to Wyatt Johnston casually being elite on the third line, the vibes are peaking at the perfect time.

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March 27, 2025

The Saddledome Collapse: Johnston and DeSmith Burn Calgary | Episode …

In this episode of Starcastic Remarks, the Dallas Stars secure a 5-2 victory over the Calgary Flames, thanks to standout performances from goaltender Casey DeSmith and forward Wyatt Johnston. Despite being outplayed, the Stars extend their point streak to seven games.​

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March 26, 2025

No McDavid/Draisaitl? Let’s Make It Interesting Anyway! | Episode 608…

The Dallas Stars grab two points in Edmonton — but it wasn’t pretty. Ryan, Chris, and James break down a chaotic 4–3 win over the McDavid- and Draisaitl-less Oilers, where Jake Ottinger once again played superhero to bail out another sluggish start.

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March 24, 2025

Otter Space: Jake Oettinger Launches a 32-Save Shutout Against Wild |…

In this episode, we break down their 3–0 shutout over the Minnesota Wild, featuring a chef’s kiss performance from Jake Oettinger, who stopped all 32 shots and officially re-entered his “Otter Space” era. Mikko Rantanen took a puck to the face and got tougher, Wyatt Johnston channeled his inner Pav…

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March 22, 2025

Duct Tape Defense: Stars Survive Flyers in OT | Episode 6082 | March …

In this solo episode of Starcastic Remarks, Ryan breaks down the Dallas Stars’ chaotic 3–2 overtime win over the Philadelphia Flyers — a game that extended the Stars’ point streak to four, yet felt anything but reassuring. Ryan highlights the key moments, from Harley’s unlikely two-goal night (incl…

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March 20, 2025

DeSmith’s 950 Night, Team’s 404 Compete Not Found | Episode 6081 | Ma…

The Dallas Stars lose 3–2 in a shootout to the Tampa Bay Lightning, despite an outstanding performance from goaltender Casey DeSmith. Ryan and Chris break down the game from the American Airlines Center, reacting to Pete DeBoer’s blunt postgame comments and the team’s lack of urgency.

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March 19, 2025

No Miro, Big Problem? The Stars' Playoff Hurdle | Episode 6080 | Marc…

In this episode, Ryan breaks down the latest updates—or lack thereof—on Heiskanen’s status and what it could mean for the Stars’ playoff chances. Ryan also analyzes the team’s recent struggles, including uninspired performances against Winnipeg and Colorado, and what the Stars need to do to regain …

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March 18, 2025

Granlund & Harley Shine in Stars’ OT Thriller! Refs Are Told They Suc…

Ryan, James, and Joey from Locked On Stars break down a chaotic night as the Stars pull out a much-needed overtime win against Anaheim. Plus, we hand out our Biggest Winner & Biggest Loser of the night (spoiler: the refs are catching heat).

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March 14, 2025

Jet-Lagged: Stars Crash in Winnipeg | Episode 6078 | March 14th, 2025

The Dallas Stars had a rough night in Winnipeg, falling 4-1 to the Jets in a game that felt like a gut punch. Ryan and James break down the brutal loss, discussing the Stars’ lack of offensive firepower, the struggles of Jake Oettinger, and how missing key players like Miro Heiskanen and Roope Hint…

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March 12, 2025

The Rantanen-Carolina Feud: What REALLY Happened? | Episode 6077 | Ma…

The Dallas Stars made a blockbuster move for Mikko Rantanen, but the fallout from Carolina has been nothing short of chaotic. Plus, with Roope Hintz sidelined, Pete DeBoer is experimenting with new line combos.

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March 9, 2025

Canucks Get Canuck-ed: Stars Bounce Back in Style | Episode 6076 | Ma…

The Dallas Stars put their foot down in Vancouver, cruising to a 4-1 win and proving that a bad loss one night means nothing the next. Casey DeSmith turned into DeWall, Mikael Granlund finally freed the monkey from his back, and Mikko Rantanen continues to look like a $12 million bargain in Big D.

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March 8, 2025

Hintz Injured, Rantanen Impresses in Stars’ 5-4 Loss | Episode 6075 |…

The Dallas Stars put up a valiant fight in the third period but fall just short in a 5-4 loss to the Edmonton Oilers. Mikko Rantanen made his Stars debut in style, notching a goal and an assist, proving he doesn’t need Nathan MacKinnon to shine. Meanwhile, Roope Hintz left the game with a facial in…

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March 7, 2025

Nill's Finnishing Touch: Rantanen Is A Dallas Stars | Episode 6074 | …

The Dallas Stars just pulled off a blockbuster trade, landing Mikko Rantanen in a stunning deadline move! Plus, we react to Wyatt Johnston’s contract extension, analyze the fallout for Carolina, and discuss how this move impacts the Western Conference playoff race.

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March 6, 2025

Flame Extinguished: Stars Snuff Out Calgary in OT | Episode 6073 | Ma…

Jason Robertson played hero once again, scoring both the game-tying and overtime-winning goals as the Stars extended their win streak to four games with a 3-2 victory over the Flames. Despite a sluggish start and Calgary bringing the intensity, Dallas found a way to rally in the third period.

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March 6, 2025

Ten Million Reasons Why Wyatt Johnston Stays in Dallas | Episode 6072…

In this episode, Ryan, Chris, and James break down Wyatt Johnston’s red-hot season and what it could mean for his next contract. Will he be the first $10 million man in Stars history? Plus, the crew dives into the latest NHL trade madness, including Tampa’s all-in approach, the Seth Jones deal, and…

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March 4, 2025

Harley’s Heroics: The Shot Heard Around the AAC | Episode 6071 | Marc…

The Dallas Stars nearly let a two-goal lead slip away, but Thomas Harley delivered a clutch game-winner in the final seconds to secure a wild 4-3 victory over the New Jersey Devils. Ryan, James, and Chris break down the chaotic finish, including Harley’s highlight-reel snipe and why he might be the…

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March 3, 2025

St. Louis Sings The Blues: Johnston Scores Power Play Hat Trick | Epi…

The Stars took down the St. Louis Blues 6-3, and it wasn’t even close—on the scoreboard, at least. Despite getting outshot 42-21, Dallas went 4-for-4 on the power play (a franchise first!), and Wyatt Johnston stole the show with a power-play hat trick. Where are the Steve Spott doubters now?

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March 1, 2025

Stank You Very Much! Logan’s Two-Goal Night Lifts Stars Over Kings | …

The Dallas Stars absolutely dominated the Los Angeles Kings in a 6-2 blowout, and Logan Stankoven stole the show! After struggling to find the back of the net, Stankoven broke through with a two-goal night, proving why he belongs on the top line. Roope Hintz dished out four assists, Sam Steele scor…

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Feb. 27, 2025

Trade Rumors Continue To Run Rampant! Will Jim Nill Pull Off a Shocki…

Speaking of trades, the rumor mill is in overdrive. Seth Jones? Ristolainen? Brock Nelson? Even… Erik Karlsson?! The guys discuss the latest speculation, why some names make sense (and others absolutely don’t), and whether the Stars are truly "all in" this season.

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Feb. 26, 2025

Dallas Defense Goes Missing in Columbus – Have You Seen It? | Episode…

The Dallas Stars fell 6-4 to the Columbus Blue Jackets in a game where defense was clearly optional. Ryan and James break down the biggest issues, from brutal defensive breakdowns to missed opportunities on the power play. Did Jake Oettinger get left out to dry, or is he in a slump? How did the Sta…

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